We unpack a tournament hosted by a country that welcomes almost everyone, sponsored by a company that pollutes almost everything, and defended by an organisation that explains almost nothing. From America’s Green Card Rule that reviews everything except immigration to the disappeared ‘Waka Waka’ royalties from 2010 and fans watching from detention centres. It is the Dictatorship World Series nobody asked for but FIFA insists on hosting. Enjoy and try not to get deported.